Shit Tests
During a seduction a woman will test you. Fail the tests and you go home alone.
Why do women test men ?
It’s mainly an unconscious process and the tests occur for many reasons. Attractive women get a lot of offers and need to quickly filter out men with weak characters.
Why Is It Good To Be Tested
The more tests you get the more attracted to you she is. A woman will be polite and considerate to people they are not attracted to. If a 90 year old man says good morning to a young lady she will not tell him to take a hike. If you’re being tested then you are running through her filter.
What Kinds of Tests ?
If you feel you are being quizzed and she is leading the conversation, then you are being shit tested.
What do you do for a living ?
Where do you live ?
I bet you say that to all the girls ?
You’re a Jerk
Shit tests can also be physical, a light jab to the ribs for instance.
How Do I Pass Shit Tests
You basically have two options. Ignore the test. Or reciprocate with a witty retort putting you back into the driving seat.
Her: What do you do for a living ?
You: I look after the pandas at London zoo.
